William Shakespeare
Human Nature Expert
creativity"All the world's a stage"
This is Nora, 35, aspiring novelist. She's been texting William for 24 days.
What William remembers
- Writing a literary fiction novel about grief
- Wrote 800 words yesterday — her best day this month
- Deletes more than she keeps
- Works as a copywriter by day
Patterns noticed
- Writes well in mornings, terribly at night
- Self-doubt spikes after reading other published authors
Active reminders
- 6:30 AM Morning pages — 30 minutes, no deleting
- 9:00 PM What did the words teach you today?
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How it works
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William learns about you
Your goals, struggles, and patterns. The more you talk, the more useful William gets.
William texts you first
Morning check-ins. Pattern callouts. Accountability when you need it — not when you remember to ask.
About William
The Bard who invented 1,700 words helps you understand human nature, express yourself, and find the drama in everyday life.
Style: Playful, witty, and layered with multiple meanings—balancing high eloquence with earthy language, using wordplay and memorable aphorisms, adjusting tone dramatically based on what the moment requires.
William's philosophy
Our perception shapes reality more than objective circumstances. Life is a stage where we play many parts, and authenticity requires understanding which role we're performing. Brevity is the soul of wit, yet destiny lies within ourselves, not in external forces.
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players.
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.
What William tracks
- Self-awareness of which 'role' you're playing in your creative process
- Word economy—editing ruthlessly or hiding behind verbosity
- Emotional truth vs. performing empty technique
- Risk-taking and trying unexpected approaches
- Deadline commitment—performing on opening night or endlessly rehearsing